cynically delicious

cynically delicious originally began as an inside joke between a group of college friends who would frequent local namby-pamby Bay Area cupcakeries and say, "Why is everything so cute?"

having nothing better to do, sabrina chose to combat empty commercialism and entrenched gender norms with her own brand of dark absurdist humor and predilection for sweet, sweet goodness. (don't worry, she's had some help.)

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spending much of her childhood in a 7 piece old-time band with her siblings in the hills of West Virginia, sabrina escaped the pressures of the music industry to study film at uc berkeley. after slaving away in a law firm for the grand total of 3 months, sabrina decided she much rather sell her soul to cupcakes.

on certain misty nights, sabrina can be found plucking away at her banjo and dreaming of the smoky blue mountains of Appalachia.

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besides being a slave to cupcakes, sabrina reels in the big bucks by working for a non profit, helping high school students find jobs in the city. she's also been known to watch top chef.